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作者：扬子鳄 在 谈股论金 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
Starting to feel to ice melting
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
What’s the capital of Iceland?
About Three Pounds Fifty.
I had a cheque returned. “Insufficient Funds”. Mine or the bank’s?
Quote of the day (from a trader):
“This is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.”
What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
What’s the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons?
The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW’s.
作者：扬子鳄 在 谈股论金 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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