September 7th, 2006[调戏小周系列之]-为什么他是处男!
在现在的中国很多人,特别是成年的,都以自己是处男为耻。更是有人为了冒充非处男,大量的阅读,以备在和朋友聊天的时候可以比较形象地描述自己第一次破处的精彩片段。
相对与98流氓每个人喜欢吹嘘自己如何如何能而言,小周选择了一条和别人决然不同的方式。我们要表扬这种逆向思维,因为只有奇兵,才可以用最小的代价,取得最大的胜利。
试想想一下这个小品场面:
东北二人转:
女:你真的是处男?
男:当然!
女:我不信!
男:不信,你试!
女:试就试!
此处省去300字
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女:你不象啊?
男:………….. (不说话,埋头苦干!)
女:上当了!
男:……………… (不说话,埋头苦干!话外音:R—o–o–M)
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舞台上一个闹钟转3/4转,表示
45分钟以后:
女:你这个骗子,不要走!
男:我约了摩根. 斯坦福 改天再说。
女:站住,,,,,站住,,,,,!!!!!
……………..
落幕!
September 7th, 2006 at 9:57 am
标题:经过海鬼富翁的提鞋, 幸运MM可以少奋斗10年快速成为富婆, 耐心一点…
September 7th, 2006 at 10:42 am
标题:有道理
One of the principles psychology: when there is contrast, there is a stronger perception. Take a cup of warm water, it will feel hotter if you dip your finger in cold water first.
When you say that you are a virgin, nothing much will be expected out of you, you just might become the best man she’’s ever had
September 7th, 2006 at 11:15 am
标题:in fact….
Take a cup of warm water, it will feel hotter if you dip your finger in cold water first.
in reality, the hot water feels not as hot, if your finger was in cold water, compared with body temp finger… try it yourself.
September 7th, 2006 at 11:16 am
标题:粗俗不堪,错把下流当风流。卑鄙小人,只因嫉妒成恶毒
September 7th, 2006 at 11:26 am
标题:Not ice water, sweetie
September 7th, 2006 at 11:27 am
标题:not ice water…
September 7th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
标题:当斑竹就不能做这种事,要么自己删掉要么辞去斑竹
September 7th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
标题:你这个系列是有几集啊?是不是《九讠平小周处男分子》
September 7th, 2006 at 5:36 pm
标题:赞一下小周
态度不错!真是进步多了!
September 8th, 2006 at 6:33 am
标题:剧情很精彩