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ZT: I want to live my next life backwards

AmyAmy

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标题: ZT: I want to live my next life backwards (1105 reads) 时间: 2008-6-24 周二, 08:08

作者：AmyAmy 在海归茶馆发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com

ZT.
My next life

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then you start work by receiving a gold watch the first day.
You work forty years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for high school: drink, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then......
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury in spa-likeconditions- central heating, room service on tap, and then.......
You finish off as an orgasm.
The case is rested.
Wink

作者：AmyAmy 在海归茶馆发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com

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