作者：dontbesocute 在 海归商务 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
赫赫。R.Fish 是我喜欢的剧集《Ally Mcbeal》里的人物。以下是著名的Fishisms:
The immortal words of Richard Fish
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"The bigger it is, the more of him she doesn't want, that's all. Fishism."
"It's not my style to care about others, but what's going on?"
"Helping others is never more beneficial than when it's in your own self-interest."
"I'm nothing if not redundant! I also repeat myself."
"I don't mind losing, it's high profile losing that is not good."
"Never trust second thoughts. Next thing you know there'll be a third and a fourth...you'll be thinking forever!"
"It's not winning, it's winning ugly that matters."
"You know, I had a great aunt once who said if you stare at a beautiful woman too long you turn to stone. She was partially right."
"Parenting is nothing if not selfless."
"New firm policy, listen up! Anybody who sues this firm or me, personally, we all drop whatever cases we are working on. We devote all of our intellectual and creative efforts to ruining that person's life. Are we clear? I don't want to stop short with just getting even. Retribution is not strong enough. Ruin, that is the goal. Irreversible, irreparable, irrational ruin! New firm policy!"
"I can't do anything about it, but I'd be happy to sympathize."
"Everyone is alone. It's just easier to take in a relationship."
"Piles and piles of money. If I help some along the way great, but mainly I'm in the this for the piles, heaps, the really big piles."
"True love means short refractory time."
"You've got to remember, you're not who you are. You're only what other people think of you."
"I didn't become a lawyer because I like the law. The law sucks. It's boring. But it can also be used as a weapon. You want to bankrupt somebody, cost him everything he's worked for, make his wife leave him, even cause his kids to cry? We can do that."
"I plan to have character one day, great character, but if you want to be rich you better get the money before the scruples set in."
"Sex for men: when it's right, it's right; when it's wrong, it's still right."
"I couldn't help but overhear, probably because I was eavesdropping."
Elaine: "Well, I could tell you how to get back with me, but I'm, you know....
Richard: "A slut."
Elaine: "Exactly.
"Personally, I hate sexual harassment laws. The original force behind them were disgruntled lesbians who felt they were not given the same opportunities - along with ugly women, who were jealous of pretty women who got all the breaks in the work force. My cause to action is simple, women are victims. They need special help. Look, at the evolution of these sexual harassment laws. What we are really saying is women really should qualify under the Federal Disability Act. They are less able. They cannot cope with romance in the office. They cannot contend with having to do a job and have a man smile at them. It is too much. Look where we use to be, first quid pro quo, then hostile environment, and now Seinfeld episodes. Women can't take it; they bruise too easily. The laws are here to protect the weak and most vulnerable in society. She is woman, protect her!"
"Make enough money and everything else will follow."
"There's no embarrassing way to earn money."
"Quiet! Let me ignore you one at a time."
"For whatever reason, people would never trust me, so I started being unscrupulous on purpose, and that way, I felt in control of people's reactions."
"Personal questions don't bother me. I just lie."
"We have an excellent chance to boost our profile and erode the First Amendment in the process. It's not often we get a case where principle coincides with profit, and I'm not about to take time out just because I've breached some trust thing you and I had going!"
"Is that your two cents? I'd be looking for change."
"Nelle, remember how you hate people talking behind your back? I can't do that while you're in the room."
"Men love any woman they want to sleep with. It's the ticket to admission."
"If you don't kiss a girl on the first date, you're a gentleman. If you don't kiss her on the second date, you're gay!"
"Friction, friction, orgasm. Fishism."
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"Love is an equation: a me and a you derives a we."
Richard: "John..a second of your time..we started this firm with the same dream, did we not?"
John: "Money."
Richard: "In pursuit of that dream we agreed that I would be the shark, the hammer, the ass, and you would be the pillar of dignity, this was the deal..have I not been every bit the ass you envisioned?"
John: "And more."
"Problem is just a bleak word for challenge."
"The only thing I know about what just went on is that it just went on."
"The reason John and I started this firm was because we wanted to go to
work everyday where it was fun: make money, throw office parties, a fun place to work.I realize employees will always gripe. Part of an employee is to not like people staring at pretty girls, and not to like tactics used to win cases. It is the nature of the employee to complain. There is always some place better. This lawsuit carries the gripe too far. It saps the fun out of it for me. And since fun was the point, anybody who isn't happy, leave. And if you all go, we will just have to start another firm. There is always another one."
"It escapes me as to how soliciting hookers fits into your scheme, but instead of belaboring it I'd like to focus on the positive.
The fact that when a person reveals a flaw he often does so by digging deeper unto himself. What happened to you can only build character.
John you are a stronger man today than you were yesterday.
I can even feel it just standing next to you. Just feel it. The strength! Well done!"
"There comes a time in everyone's life when you have to go forth and be vicious!"
"Verbal spankings leave me wanting for more."
"We just love to live in a politically correct world that is so evolved.
Where did we pass a law against common sense? This is a French bistro.
When people go there, they go not just to eat but to dine.
The ambiance of culture they want to feel elite and sophiscated.
A good gay waiter can do that. They have that snobbish little entitlement thing going.
People like that." "Gays are elitist snobs?"
"The waiter kind are. First they are smarter. They grow up reading more books,
probably trying to figure out the answer as to why they are homosexual.
Plus, they are terrible at sports which gives them more time to study.
They are smart, they want to work in the arts. They end up as waiters,
way over qualified, bitter, snobby.
People have come to expect this when ordering a fruity wine." - Richard and the judge
"Lend me your shoe Georgia. If I wanted to sell this,better to have you model this or me?
Everything is about presentation, same for resturants as for shoes.
What's inside doesn't count, its how they look. Fishism."
"Love, you can't bank on it..it's an unsafe bridge..the only
thing you can bring to the bank..money."
作者：dontbesocute 在 海归商务 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
