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作者:firefly 在 生活风情 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big #$%$
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big #$%$ but there was no passion,so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everythingwas an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatenedsuicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She wastotally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became sodull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She didmad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was greatfun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find agirl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet plantedfirmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that shedivorced me and took everything I owned.I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big #$%$
作者:firefly 在 生活风情 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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这世上有完美的女人吗? 这是一个白男的情史: -- firefly - (1204 Byte) 2012-2-23 周四, 02:28 (2356 reads) |
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