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文章标题: [笑话]Grandma's Wonderful Driving Experience (1792 reads)      时间: 2010-2-28 周日, 03:42   

作者:Diamondhorse海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:


Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if
you
love Jesus' bumper sticker .

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought
about
the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.


It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd

never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and
then
he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO! '

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
loving
people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him
yelling
something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up
in
the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and
gave
him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they
got
out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I
noticed the light had changed.

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through
the
intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before
the
light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all
the
love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
Hawaiian
good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such
wonderful
folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

作者:Diamondhorse海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com









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