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山东斯汀
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头衔: 海归准将
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性别:  年龄: 53
加入时间: 2005/09/14
文章: 679
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作者：山东斯汀 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
2/10号听写 讨厌的笑话
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3RijKgfqpM&NR=1
Jimmy Carr - Offensive Jokes
People with ---------- That was ** about suicide bombs I have told it done for you. When I am feeling with warmed up, let’s strike some probably offensive jokes see how we get along.
99% women keep（kiss with) their eyes closed,which are why so difficult to identify rapist. Let’s have a little time out that, and discuss the rules of the game. Feline, pounchline, and I will take care of that, and you can even laugh, you can laugh and applaud,I will be flacted and delighted, or you go “woo…” You can disapprove ***.What you can’t do is laugh and applaud then look around and go “woo…” you can’t have that.
If you are a #, and I perform one old cool bent chat when hundreds of hunky #s are waiting for your call and their role. Bent is 9 bob notes. So if you are a #, and you played with a woman and she wasn't for you and it’s just the face, and you are not just doing together back in moment ** then call bent chat.
Hold on, I take one of the** ,I mean, you know,sure of the ** benefit of being one of the homosexual is the radiate of availability of cark. Don’t you leave me **, no seriously, do phone storm,we will talk to you through a #wake.
听写初稿，错误很多，请高手指正(因为海归网禁止出现G-A-Y，所以本记录用#代替）
作者：山东斯汀 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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