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作者：山东斯汀 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
Good morning **did some force ,today I am trying to put 51 jokes into one four-minute video. Why shouldn't we probably get started.
1. What is the 1 snowman said to another snowman? Smell like carrots.(个人理解：因为雪人的鼻子是胡萝卜做的，所以雪人闻起来像胡萝卜。外国还有一个笑话说：什么东西看不见但闻起来像胡萝卜？答：兔子放屁。）
2. What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom– linoleum blown apart(个人理解：当你把一颗手榴弹扔到法国人的浴室里后会看到什么？答：铺地的粘布被炸飞了）
3.What’s red and smells like blue paint? Er… red paint.（什么是红色的？但是闻起来好象是蓝油漆？答：红油漆）
4.What’s the difference between coyote and flea? One howls on the prairie and one prowls on the hairy.山狗和跳蚤有什么区别？一个是在高原上嚎叫，一个是在毛发里游弋。我认为主要是发音相似，比较俏皮
5.What is one wall said to the other wall? Let’s,er,meet at the corner.一面墙和另一面墙说些什么？让我们再转角相遇，转角遇到爱，偶像剧？？？
6.How come seagulls live by the sea?"
"Because! If they lived by the bay, they'd be bay-gulls!"(为什么海鸥要依靠大海生存？因为如果他们依靠湾生活，他们就成了湾鸥了）
7.Why cows wear belts? ‘cause they don't work.（为什么母牛要戴缰绳？因为他们不工作）
8.What do you call a nosy pepper?"（你怎么称呼爱管闲事的胡椒啊？胡椒生意）
"Jalapeno business!"
9.How come man drive a train by a lightning? Well, he was a good conducter. （一个男人如何靠闪电驾驶火车？因为他是一个好的导体）
10.What's the difference between camping and molestation?"（宿营和性骚扰有什么区别吗？ 我不知道。好，既然你不知道，周末想去宿营吗？）
"Uh... I don't know."
"Well, in that case, wanna go camping this weekend?"
11.How does Snoop Dogg wash his whites?"
"Bleotch."（个人理解：史努比狗怎么洗他的白带？答案：用BLEOTCH）BLEOTCH在美国俚语词典用四种解释：
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
1. bleotch 11 up, 3 down
What Snoop Doggy Dog washes his clothes with.
Hey Keith Gannett, hand me the bleotch so my underwear come clean.
2. bleotch 4 up, 5 down
It is slang for the word *.
Don't be such a bleotch.
3. Bleotch 1 up, 6 down
An alternate spelling of the word "*****," or "blitch"
Another example of andrew's adding l's to words, such as blaybe
"What does snoop dogg wash his clothes with?"
"Bleeoootchhh!"
4. bleotch 2 up, 8 down
the code word for brownhouse, the apartment where all the action is at the university of illinois, urbana-champaign.
It developed from the joke: how does snoop dogg say bleach? Answer: bleeotch!
hey bleotch!
SNOOPY是美商联合图片社旗下的一个卡通漫画形象，诞生已有55年历史，如今已风靡全球，SNOOPY也成为大家熟悉的名字，深受大家的喜爱，随之演变成各类产品出现在我们的生活中。
12.What happened to the magical trackter? Turned to a felt.（这个实在听不懂？？？大家再听听）
13.What do vegetarian zombies say?"（吃素的蛇怪说什么呢？草啊！！）
"GRAAAAIINNSS..."
14.Time flies like a arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.(时间似箭飞逝，水果似香蕉一样飞逝）
15.What's brown and sounds like a bell?"（什么是褐色的，响起来像钟？当！！！）
"Dung!"
16.How does **water get to a forest? He walks.（这个听不懂？请大家校对）
.Why did the algae and the fungus get married?"（海藻和蘑菇怎么结婚了？因为他们长的像）
"They took a likin' to each other."
18. How would u put yatch on the ship?a little trumbling,a little jumper（这个听不懂？请大家校对）
19.How do you fit 5 Charizards and 2 Bulbasaurs on a bus?"
"You poke 'em on."（你怎么把两头喷火龙加5个妙蛙种子安排在一辆汽车上
答案是：把一副POKEMAN牌带上去）
口袋妖怪是日本任天堂公司开发的一款掌机游戏。有多种翻译方式，口袋妖怪，神奇宝贝，口袋怪兽，宠物小精灵等。其中台湾译名为神奇宝贝，应作为汉语统一译名。日本知名动画片“神奇宝贝”根据它改编。
袋妖怪英文原文是：pocket monster，有多种缩写方式，如：pokemon，poke，pm等。
游戏的背景大致是：在现代社会中，并存着人类和口袋妖怪。人类与它们和谐相处，并且有许多和口袋妖怪有关的职业，像培育师、训练师等。口袋妖怪们平时可以被缩小收入一个叫做精灵球的球内，被训练师带在身上或放在口袋中，“口袋妖怪”因此得名。故事的主角是一名口袋妖怪训练师，以成为一名最好的训练师为目标，踏上了与其他训练师切磋战斗的奋斗之路。路途中发生了各种有趣的事情，主角也认识了许多好朋友，他们一起在走在努力成为优秀训练师的路上。
20.What if a cowboy have a ** dog? ‘cause somebody told me it would get a longer **.
21.How dou you get a ** radio***?You got another radio **right the
next door.Bingo.
22.What does a teenage boy have in common with the enzyme helicase?"
"They both want to unzip your genes."
23.What would be eggs saved in water? It would be made up for I hardly I got by a chick.
24. Look, *******lock her move, come back,dark ** pose,look closely to him,my microphone.Dark ** pose look closely at him and says :”I know it’s getting for Christmas….”
“What ? How? That’s impossible.”
i felt your presents.”
25.Why do chicken coops only ever have two doors?"
"Because if they had four then they'd be a chicken sedan!"
26.What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?"
"One goes: Whack! 'Darn!' and the other goes: 'Darn!' Whack!"
27.I tried to build an irony detector? But the darn thing just won't work."
"Why, what's wrong with it?"
"It detects everything but irony."
28.What would d** say about their text paper? Rough!
29.The doctor **** one shoe. The b** says:”Oh, it’s a shoe.”The doctor says:”No,I found one.”
30 .What is blacken away,…….I think it is rolling down the hells.What is blacken away laughing?That person was pushing him.
作者：山东斯汀 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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