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Black Eye Treatment (眼圈受伤了怎么办？办公室不宜） -- 黄山老挑夫 - (688 Byte) 2008-3-20 周四, 08:03 (1997 reads) |
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作者：黄山老挑夫 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:
A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you slam the lime juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys...smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.
He thinks...this is OKAAAAAY!
Finally he picks up the lime juice and slams it.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits.
At two seconds the Baileys curdles.
At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits.
At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.
This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Holy shit, what do you call that drink?"
She smiles angelically at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."
作者：黄山老挑夫 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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