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文章标题: [本周笑话] Finish the Story - 刚从David Letterman 那来的. (535 reads)      时间: 2006-9-06 周三, 11:24   

作者:Rickshaw海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com

Finish the Story

Little Georgie watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Georgie found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Georgie, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time? I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Georgie to tell his story. Georgie started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Moral of the story: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.












  只有咱98MM们敢露真像. 这是茶馆和风情MM们的合影.





作者:Rickshaw海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com









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